OK one more little rant about "The Creature" aka Mrs. Palin. (Yeah sure, I confess. I am a slave to the rhythm...)
Hows this for a headline?
Palin: Witch Hunter Chanted Me Into Office
Is this a real headline? Totes.....
*SIGH* And People Are Afraid Obama Might Be Muslim?
At right is Pastor Thomas Muthee, an insane religious zealot from Kenya who claims to hunt witches. Cute, right? But Muthee isn't just any madman, he's one of vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin's favorites, as she believes he used his magical powers to help her become governor of Alaska. Seriously!
At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid.
In video footage of the speech, she is seen saying: “As I was mayor and Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he’s so bold. And he was praying “Lord make a way, Lord make a way.”
“And I’m thinking, this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. And he’s praying not “oh Lord if it be your will may she become governor,” no, he just prayed for it. He said “Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened.”
She then adds: “So, again, very very powerful, coming from this church,” before the presiding pastor comments on the “prophetic power” of the event.
Before Muthee got into politics, he was just a simple community dis-organizer ruining people's lives. According to an interview he did with the Christian Science Monitor nine years ago, around 1989, after founding the Prayer Cave in Kiambu, Kenya, he prayed to know what was wrong with his village and was eventually shown that it was yoked by witchcraft.
*SIGH* And People Are Afraid Obama Might Be Muslim?
At right is Pastor Thomas Muthee, an insane religious zealot from Kenya who claims to hunt witches. Cute, right? But Muthee isn't just any madman, he's one of vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin's favorites, as she believes he used his magical powers to help her become governor of Alaska. Seriously!
At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid.
In video footage of the speech, she is seen saying: “As I was mayor and Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he’s so bold. And he was praying “Lord make a way, Lord make a way.”
“And I’m thinking, this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. And he’s praying not “oh Lord if it be your will may she become governor,” no, he just prayed for it. He said “Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened.”
She then adds: “So, again, very very powerful, coming from this church,” before the presiding pastor comments on the “prophetic power” of the event.
Before Muthee got into politics, he was just a simple community dis-organizer ruining people's lives. According to an interview he did with the Christian Science Monitor nine years ago, around 1989, after founding the Prayer Cave in Kiambu, Kenya, he prayed to know what was wrong with his village and was eventually shown that it was yoked by witchcraft.
Right about then was a bad time to be a Kiambu fortune teller called Mama Jane. Because of her profession and because there were often car accidents near her home, Muthee very logically assumed that Mama Jane was a witch controlling all of Kiambu with spells, and he publicly declared as much.
If you're up on your Miller you can guess how things went from there. 'Twas only a matter of time before Mama Jane was chased from town.
Just to recap: Sarah Palin believes this Muthee – this witch hunter!!!!!!!! – has "powerful" abilities that guided her into office. Hide your moles and birthmarks, everyone.
Just to recap: Sarah Palin believes this Muthee – this witch hunter!!!!!!!! – has "powerful" abilities that guided her into office. Hide your moles and birthmarks, everyone.
Oh, yeah. Then there was the conversation between Palin and Muthee about how the Statue of Liberty is nothing less than a "pagan image" and would not an acceptable gift to the US in our times.....
Now if that didn't make you put on a pair of Depends, here is a interesting- alarming- article from the Huffington post but the ever so slightly wackadoodle Naomi Wolf ... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/the-battle-plan-ii-sarah_b_128393.html
Cheers to the nutty bastards.
The Witch Hunt!
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Scotch whisky
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/4 oz Strega herbal liqueur
1 oz lemonade
Pour into an old-fashioned glass three-quarters filled with broken ice and serve. Confess and Recant.
Pour into an old-fashioned glass three-quarters filled with broken ice and serve. Confess and Recant.
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