Friday, January 23, 2009

unpremeditated neural misfirings


These are random things written down in a small notebook over the past 12 months:
Dear diary: you suck donkey
Sleeping is like Death but without the commitment
Marduk duck goose
"Scabiosa" is an unfortunate name for a flower
No Jesus No piece Know Cheeses Know Peas Know Jesus No Please
Eating a roqueforty-ouncer, spilling some for my hommies
Ments of the day: atone, base, content, pig and la
It burns when I peer into the abyss
Cyrano Aspergerac
O tempura! O s'mores!
Your kiss is on my list — in what appears to be your handwriting
My other car is running over your honor student for whirled peas
Crossing and re-crossing the Bosphorus in order to eat the things that swim in it
If being overly dramatic is a crime then maybe I should just turn myself in
If loving you is wrong I don't wanna be Frank Lloyd Wright
Celebrating Lush Hashanah
Sines of the day: ur, co and kero
It takes forty muscles to frown, twenty-seven to smile, but none to just shut it
How to explain to someone that the attraction you feel towards them is strictly gravitational?
Today's pressions: re, ex, sup, im and more op
Jap girls in synthesis
Activity idea: die in a fire, then reincarnate as a moth and enjoy the irony
God grant me the strength to destroy the things I can / a spatula to swat the things I can't / and sixty million dollars in tens and twenties and a kitten-just the head-the cute part
Craving one-time-pad thai, the only cryptographically secure noodles.
Ments of the day: atone, base, content, pig and la
Pecunia non olet
Mr. Moose Mr. Mooses Monsieur Moosey Moose (heart heart heart)
Eating a ritalinzed torte
Today's featured pres: monition, ening, ference, tension and hensile
Why is the democratic convention not combined with Burning Man? On Saturday, we set Obama on fire!
Boodella Poodella Anne Marie Claudette
E shortibus tardum
Today's parties: dance, third, sausage and Donner
Camembert and Ernie
Misread an Olympic fencing event title as "men's individual fail"
Today's featured overdrives: maximum, electronic and Bachman-Turner
Zen Koan of the day: how do you get to third base when they're too young to understand baseball?
Enjoying an organ dönor kebab
C is for cookie- that's hardly acceptable for me
"Technically she's a living Vampire"
No oxygen, no sherpas
Quality is job NaN
Supine: the thinking man's prone
McCain has portrait of Joan Crawford for his desktop background
See ya at the see saw Cindy
Baby talk baby talk its a wonder you haven't OD'd
They don't make a stress ball strong enough for the squeezing I need to do
Metamucil is the poo-bombe baby
Today's featured equilibria: punctuated, hydrostatic, and emotional
Craving a bucket of fried tuna of the sky
It is not heresy and I shall not recant- even for a cookie
Rails makes coding hip / no architectural plan / birds fly off with whale
SPOILER ALERT: inevitable death
Touching your perfect body with my mind. Also maybe a little bit the hands
Scraping love barnacles from the hull of my relationship
Bukkaka-doodle-do!
Gimme those feets
Today's roons: came, ma, octo, c and polt
Whatever does not kill me can only sap at my dwindling strength and muss my coif
Maybe the reason my laptop's motherboard is having so many issues is a withholding fatherboard
Sea kittens=sky puppies=dirt birdies=catfish woman
No thanks I am driving later, and by driving I mean fucking
Only A/C prevents me leaving the planet
When Obama smiles an angel has an orgasm
Shapoopie
When life gets you down, just keep telling yourself "It's only a movie, it's only a movie" even if it's a bad remake of another, better cast movie with a huge budget
Doing my best to follow Jesus but I think He's trying to shake me
When life hands you Stanisław Lem, make Stanisław Lemonade
St. Catherine of Alexandria does a wheelie
Double chocolate cream moca vanilla raspberry almond spice cake please- with fresh orange blossoms as decoration- call Versailles if you have to, there is an orangerie in bloom out there somewhere by God, (clap clap) make it so!
Da'ath- hidden sephrith or delicious candy necklace on the Tree of Life
Cheers.

Brain Candy
1 1/2 oz Alize® liqueur
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice
1 splash grenadine syrup
1 splash ginger ale
Shake alcohols and juices. Add to glass with ice. Pour grenadine and ginger ale on top. Garnish with cherry and orange (St. Catherine) wheel.

4 comments:

Pom said...

I'm officially giddy for the day now! Thanks!

L'Orignaux said...

well, at least one mention of cake...I was getting worried

Anonymous said...

i love your blog - it's deranged yet delightful!

Le Cornichon said...

merci beaucoup... (je rougis!)

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