unpremeditated neural misfirings

These are random things written down in a small notebook over the past 12 months:

Dear diary: you suck donkey

Sleeping is like Death but without the commitment

Marduk duck goose

"Scabiosa" is an unfortunate name for a flower
No Jesus No piece Know Cheeses Know Peas Know Jesus No Please

Eating a roqueforty-ouncer, spilling some for my hommies
Ments of the day: atone, base, content, pig and la
It burns when I peer into the abyss
Cyrano Aspergerac
O tempura! O s'mores!
Your kiss is on my list — in what appears to be your handwriting
My other car is running over your honor student for whirled peas
Crossing and re-crossing the Bosphorus in order to eat the things that swim in it
If being overly dramatic is a crime then maybe I should just turn myself in

If loving you is wrong I don't wanna be Frank Lloyd Wright
Celebrating Lush Hashanah
Sines of the day: ur, co and kero
It takes forty muscles to frown, twenty-seven to smile, but none to just shut it
How to explain to someone that the attraction you feel towards them is strictly gravitational?
Today's pressions: re, ex, sup, im and more op
Jap girls in synthesis

Activity idea: die in a fire, then reincarnate as a moth and enjoy the irony
God grant me the strength to destroy the things I can / a spatula to swat the things I can't / and sixty million dollars in tens and twenties and a kitten-just the head-the cute part
Craving one-time-pad thai, the only cryptographically secure noodles.
Ments of the day: atone, base, content, pig and la
Pecunia non olet

Mr. Moose Mr. Mooses Monsieur Moosey Moose (heart heart heart)
Eating a ritalinzed torte
Today's featured pres: monition, ening, ference, tension and hensile
Why is the democratic convention not combined with Burning Man? On Saturday, we set Obama on fire!

Boodella Poodella Anne Marie Claudette

E shortibus tardum
Today's parties: dance, third, sausage and Donner
Camembert and Ernie
Misread an Olympic fencing event title as "men's individual fail"
Today's featured overdrives: maximum, electronic and Bachman-Turner
Zen Koan of the day: how do you get to third base when they're too young to understand baseball?
Enjoying an organ dönor kebab

C is for cookie- that's hardly acceptable for me

"Technically she's a living Vampire"
No oxygen, no sherpas
Quality is job NaN
Supine: the thinking man's prone
McCain has portrait of Joan Crawford for his desktop background

See ya at the see saw Cindy

Baby talk baby talk its a wonder you haven't OD'd

They don't make a stress ball strong enough for the squeezing I need to do

Metamucil is the poo-bombe baby
Today's featured equilibria: punctuated, hydrostatic, and emotional
Craving a bucket of fried tuna of the sky

It is not heresy and I shall not recant- even for a cookie
Rails makes coding hip / no architectural plan / birds fly off with whale
SPOILER ALERT: inevitable death
Touching your perfect body with my mind. Also maybe a little bit the hands
Scraping love barnacles from the hull of my relationship
Bukkaka-doodle-do!

Gimme those feets
Today's roons: came, ma, octo, c and polt
Whatever does not kill me can only sap at my dwindling strength and muss my coif
Maybe the reason my laptop's motherboard is having so many issues is a withholding fatherboard

Sea kittens=sky puppies=dirt birdies=catfish woman
No thanks I am driving later, and by driving I mean fucking

Only A/C prevents me leaving the planet

When Obama smiles an angel has an orgasm

Shapoopie

When life gets you down, just keep telling yourself "It's only a movie, it's only a movie" even if it's a bad remake of another, better cast movie with a huge budget
Doing my best to follow Jesus but I think He's trying to shake me
When life hands you Stanisław Lem, make Stanisław Lemonade

St. Catherine of Alexandria does a wheelie

Double chocolate cream moca vanilla raspberry almond spice cake please- with fresh orange blossoms as decoration- call Versailles if you have to, there is an orangerie in bloom out there somewhere by God, (clap clap) make it so!

Da'ath- hidden sephrith or delicious candy necklace on the Tree of Life

Cheers.

Brain Candy

1 1/2 oz Alize® liqueur

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum

1 part orange juice

1 part pineapple juice

1 splash grenadine syrup
1 splash ginger ale

Shake alcohols and juices. Add to glass with ice. Pour grenadine and ginger ale on top. Garnish with cherry and orange (St. Catherine) wheel.